Since we are talking about BOOBS....Leisa! On the Preschool's playground we have these insane ants that seem to be everywhere and I swear even fall out of the trees. They don't seem to bother anyone, but ME!
Every afternoon during the 12:30 pick up I'm constantly swatting them off of me, but there is always this one ninja ant that makes it way down by top and goes right for my BOOBS! I swear I have bites all over the sides of my boobs!!! They must be male ants!
Today a crazy ninja ant made it as far as my belly button, because I have 3 huge welts around it that have itched me terribly all afternoon. I've got news for the ants...MY PANTIES ARE OFF LIMITS!!!!
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hahaha you have ants in your pants!!
ReplyDeleteI hate those ants that fall from the trees, they are long and skinny and hurt!!